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🧙 Fantasy · 12 blanks · ~2 min · 7+
Somebody Has Been Eating My ____
You won't see the story until every blank is filled. That's the whole trick — the less you know, the funnier it gets.
Who's playing?
Just me
After Goldilocks and the Three Bears by Robert Southey (1837), which is in the public domain and did not deserve this. More in The Canon.