🏆 Sports · 13 blanks · ~2 min · 7+

Slow and ____ Wins the Race

You won't see the story until every blank is filled. That's the whole trick — the less you know, the funnier it gets.

Who's playing?

Just me

After The Tortoise and the Hare by Aesop (-600), which is in the public domain and did not deserve this. More in The Canon.